Displayed inside a display cabinet on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a electric pink ensemble donned by the entertainer. The concert in front of a massive crowd of spectators was considered a success.
It's possible you like his music. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music in history. You might take a middle ground, admitting that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The key argument is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft literature or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon external factors.
The weather, the time of day, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Most important is the pitch.
If the long game is art, the pitch is the canvas on which the athletes create their art.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the great game broken apart and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
This is not a endorsement of the wicket which produced a win and the second two-day Test of the contest.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the pitch, resulting in 36 wickets falling in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Diverse Legacy: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as inauthentic, is mistaken.
The long game is a rich tapestry, a long history and ongoing. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the ball does all sorts for the fast men. Sometimes, it spins sharply on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it explodes.
The close matches are all the more thrilling due to the time made in other matches.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are tolerated more readily than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the contest was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the top batters were prevented from playing their natural game.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – reading the conditions and adjusting appropriately. The two highest individual innings were made by recognized players. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the supporters who have suffered a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the MCG, thousands made noise and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack surged, advantage when batters responded, and unconditional love when the victory was achieved.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The venue has a history with controversial surfaces. In the past, a Test there featured a pitch with the character of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a slog, with few wickets and endless boredom. This recent match and that slow Test are polar opposites of the spectrum – both are not ideal, yet historical weight can be ascribed to both.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will live longest in the history books.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," observed a past champion. "Fans who have been privileged to see these short time have been given some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: Looking Ahead
In the lead-in to this match, the skipper talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The squad delivered for him, reinstating the smile to his face.
Different players delivered with crucial roles. These are small positives, hardly enough to guarantee long-term stability, but a starting point to use as a platform.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters left into a beautiful night, the team gathered on the outfield to begin their own festivities.
Savour the moment, boys. This victory was hard-fought.